Making America Proud
So why did you join the Army, Private?
Sir, I want to shoot real people, Sir!
What do you mean, shoot real people?
Sir, I mean, not just shoot at targets or
hunt animals - Sir!
So you’re telling me you joined the Army
actually in order to shoot human beings? With
guns? With live ammo?
Sir, yes Sir! That’s my job, Sir! And a great
job it is … Sir! Best job in the world, Sir!
Ain’t none better, Sir!
But you’re not supposed to be so enthusiastic
about it, Private …! Or have fun doing it!
What would people think, if our soldiers were
hugely enjoying shooting real people? By the
way: have you been shooting guns a long time?
Sir, yes, Sir! Ever since I was a little
How’d that come about?
Sir, my parents taught me to shoot since
I reached an age I could hold a gun,
Sir! Like around age of four, Sir!
What kinds of guns?
Sir, over time, everything I can think
Meaning … ?
Sir, everything from BB guns and airguns and
revolvers and automatics to shotguns and
hunting rifles and assault rifles and .50 cal
- Sir! I’ve had tons of practice shooting at
targets and animals - Sir! Through walls too,
And why did you choose the Special Forces in
Sir, I prefer to shoot people at close
range, Sir! So’s I can shoot precisely at
specific body parts - Sir!
Really? So what would you do, then, if you
were shooting human beings at close range,
Sir, depends on what they are, Sir! And also
whether the circumstances are ideal or not,
Meaning … ?
Sir, if he’s a guy, I like to shoot his
legs and arms off with a couple bursts of full
auto fire from my M4A1 carbine, Sir! I’m
talking about ideal circumstances, Sir! That
is, at close quarters and I have time to
spare after, Sir! And when he’s laying there
helpless on the ground unable to walk or
shoot, I like to take off my pants and
panties, tie him up with my pants to reduce
his thrashing, and stuff my panties into his
mouth to muffle his yelling, Sir! Then I’m
naked from the waist down, Sir! Except for my
combat boots, Sir! And I know that in
spite of his wounds he’ll find the sight of my
smooth pussy hot, Sir! Then I like to
pull down his pants and underpants, Sir!
I like to sit on his face and give him a
good look at my cunt and asshole, and a good
taste of my pussy juice, Sir! He always gets
horny when I do that, Sir! Then when his dick
is standing at attention, I grab it with
my right hand and suck on it with my mouth
while I play with his ballsack with my
left hand, Sir! And at the same time
I give him a hand job with my right hand
to make him cum faster, Sir! Makes me feel
real hot and horny, Sir! Great fun, Sir! And
of course it’s a bonus if his ballsack is soft
and dangly at the time and feels nice in my
hand, Sir! Not all hard and shrunken and drawn
up into his body, is what I mean … Sir!
Then when I’ve totally drained his balls of
cum, I like to swallow every last drop,
Sir! Love the taste, Sir! Then changing hands,
I like to grab his balls tight with my
left hand, and with my right hand I like
to slice them off in one clean stroke with my
Bowie knife - Sir! I keep it razor sharp
specially for that purpose … Sir! Always carry
it ready in its sheath, Sir! Never go anywhere
without it, Sir!
Seriously? Slice his … um, testicles off? In …
one clean stroke?
Sir, yes, Sir! Then I like to stuff his
balls up my cunt, Sir! I then put my
panties and pants back on and strut around
with his bloody balls rolling around inside of
me for the rest of the day - Sir! It’s a hot
and horny feeling, Sir! Mighty satisfying,
Sir! Awfully sexy, Sir! Makes me feel on top
of the world, Sir!
Wouldn’t his … balls … fall out of … uh, you …
when you walk around with them … uh, down
Sir, no, Sir! My pussy is very tight, Sir, and
my panties too! … Sir! Due to my regular Kegel
exercises, Sir! When I’m not carrying a guy’s
balls up my cunt, I’m carrying steel balls up
there, Sir! For practice, Sir! Like right now,
Sir! My ben wa balls, you know, Sir! And
I like my ass and pussy hugged tight all
day by my strong, hip-grabbing spandex panties
when I’m on duty, Sir! Makes me feel all hot
and horny, Sir! Feels mighty sexy to me, Sir!
You’ve actually done this sort of thing to
enemy combatants … ? In real life? Not just
fantasized doing it?
Sir, I’ve had the chance to do it only a few
times, Sir! Sadly, Sir! But I’m hoping to do
it many more times - Sir! I get all hot
and wet remembering having done it, and sure
look forward to doing it again … Sir!
Hopefully doing it again many more times, Sir!
Mighty thrilled doing it, Sir! Leaves me
immensely satisfied, and eager for more, Sir!
You just leave the guy lying there wounded and
… uh, castrated … and bleeding out slowly?
Sir, no, Sir! After shoving his balls up my
cunt while he watches me do it, I put my
panties back on, Sir! But not my pants yet,
Sir! And I strip him naked except for his
combat boots, Sir! Wearing just my tight camo
panties and my combat boots under my shirt and
jacket and body armor, I like to watch
him watch me play with my cameltoe as he
twitches and bleeds from where his ballsack
used to be, Sir! Then I like to shove the
muzzle of my carbine up that asshole’s
asshole, Sir! So’s when I’m cumming hard,
I can empty my clip into his body at full
auto … Sir! With our EPR fragmentation ammo
I can scramble his insides totally - Sir!
And many of the steel penetrators in the
rounds, and the copper slugs behind them, exit
his body, Sir! Feels real sexy, Sir! Blood
erupting in many places on his body, Sir!
Maybe exploding rounds could shred his torso
to bits, Sir! Would make me cum hard, Sir!
Pity exploding rounds with sufficient
explosive power are illegal, Sir! But it’s fun
to imagine, Sir!
You hate him that much?
Oh, no, Sir! I don’t hate him at all,
Sir! Fact is I like him a lot, Sir!
Otherwise I wouldn’t have messed with his
balls and dick, Sir! Just sounded super cool
to say “asshole’s asshole”, Sir! That’s why
I said it, Sir! Term of endearment, so to
speak, Sir! Just like the word “cunt”, Sir!
He’s not really an asshole, Sir! He’s just got
an asshole, Sir! Like everyone, Sir!
I got an asshole too, Sir! You too, Sir!
Couldn’t be alive without one, Sir! I got
a cunt too - Sir! And mighty glad to have one,
Sir! Favorite part of my body, Sir! Mighty
proud to be called a cunt, Sir! Consider it a
term of endearment too, Sir! Fact is, I’m very
grateful for him giving me the opportunity to
have fun with his dick and balls and suck him
dry and empty my clip at full auto into his
body through his asshole … Sir! Great fun,
Sir! Makes me real horny, Sir! Few better
feelings in life, Sir! Appreciate him greatly
for giving me the opportunity to get so hot
and horny, Sir! Specially since his cock and
balls and cum felt real nice in my mouth and
hands, Sir! And his warm bloody balls felt
real nice the rest of the day in my cunt, Sir!
A hard cock and soft dangly balls and warm
fresh cum and blood always make me horny, Sir!
Disappointed that I can’t do the same
with our own guys, Sir! Unfortunate, Sir!
I love my enemy, Sir! Much more than
I love my friends, Sir! Must’ve been a
real good guy, Sir! If he’d been a bad guy
I guess his cock and balls and cum
wouldn’t have felt so good to me, Sir! Bad
can’t feel good, Sir! It’s a contradiction,
Sir! Philosophically speaking, Sir!
Now that’s a totally weird philosophical
point, Private! However, I don’t feel
qualified to debate it with any degree of
success; at least not with you. But when do
you have the time to … do all this … in the
heat of battle?
Sir, not too often, sadly, Sir! That’s why
I’ve been able to do it just a few times, Sir!
During most skirmishes I don’t have the
time, Sir! Most times the circumstances are
not ideal, Sir! I just have to fire a
quick burst at their groins and then move on,
Sir! They’re often unprotected by body armor
there, Sir! Or else I fire at where their
legs meet their torso, Sir! They’ll bleed out
over time, Sir! But I won’t be there to
enjoy seeing it, Sir! It’s not nearly as
satisfying, Sir! Sure it’s more satisfying,
than, say, shooting at targets or animals,
Sir! But not as much fun as taking my time
with them and sucking on their cocks and
playing with their balls and swallowing their
cum and slicing their balls off and stuffing
their balls up my cunt and emptying my clip
into their assholes, Sir! But if it’s a short
skirmish or it’s towards the end of a skirmish
and there’s time enough for love, I’m totally
up for it - Sir!
“… for love”? You serious, Private? … And by
the way, just what did you mean earlier by
saying “if he’s a guy”?
Sir, if she’s a female, I carefully aim a
single shot to her pussy, Sir! Under ideal
circumstances, that is, Sir!
Her … pussy?
Sir, yes, Sir! Specifically, an inch or two
above her slit, Sir! And I’d also take a shot
at her gun to disarm her, Sir! I never
miss, Sir! I’m a very good shot, Sir! Accurate
… Sir! Lotsa practice shooting tiny animals,
Sir! Can hit a hopping bunny at 60 yards, a
scampering squirrel at 30, and a buzzing bee
at 3, Sir! All cases video verified, Sir! Been
shooting at moving animals for target practice
every chance I get, Sir! I’m an expert
markswoman now, Sir! Probably could win an
Olympic medal, Sir! Not that I care to enter
the Olympics, Sir! Not nearly as much fun as
shooting real people with real ammo at close
range while they’re shooting back at me with
real ammo too, Sir!
Impressive accuracy, Private! And, I have to
say, exemplary courage on your part too, to do
so in the face of the enemy shooting back at
you; worthy of commendation, at least in my
opinion. But … a shot to a woman’s … um, groin
… wouldn’t kill her, would it?
Sir, definitely not, Sir! That’s exactly what
I want, Sir! Under ideal circumstances
I’d want her alive but disarmed, Sir! So’s
I can approach her as she lays there with
her body twitching from my pussy shot, Sir!
Then I’d strip her naked except for her combat
boots, and tie her up with her own pants to
reduce her thrashing, Sir! Her panties would
by now be soaked in her blood and pee, Sir!
I’d stuff them into her mouth to muffle her
yelling, Sir! I’d play with her boobs and
finger her bleeding pussy to get me even more
horny, Sir! It’s a bonus if her boobs are a
nice handful each, and if her pussy’s shaved,
Sir! Often is with military girls, Sir! Helps
them feel sexy, specially in a war zone, Sir!
Helps me, anyways, Sir! And then when I’m
finally mad horny I’d fire a couple carefully
aimed single shots up her cunt so the two
rounds exit at her tits - Sir! One round for
each tit, Sir! Maybe also a third round aimed
to exit near her belly button, Sir!
I love to see her blood spurting out and
over her tits and torso - Sir! Then I’d suck
on her tits and slit to suck up some of her
blood, Sir! It’s very hot to see her bleed out
from those three or four new holes I’d have
drilled in her body with my gun, and from her
cunt as well of course … Sir! I get wet
as all hell when I do that, Sir! My
panties get totally drenched, Sir! Pussy juice
soaks right into my pants, Sir!
“… bleed out”? “… drilled”? “… three or four
new holes”? Are you really serious, Private?
Sir, yes, Sir! One shot to her pussy and one
exit hole at each tit - Sir! And maybe a
fourth exit hole near her belly button, Sir!
In addition to her natural holes, Sir! And the
taste of the blood in her slit and on her
boobs is absolutely delicious - Sir! Specially
in her slit, which is aways mixed with her pee
’coz she’d have peed herself - Sir! Or maybe
my first pussy shot drilled a hole in her
bladder, Sir! There’s also her pussy juice
mixed in, Sir! Yummy, Sir! No liquid ever
tasted better in my mouth, Sir! Except maybe
those other guys’ cum, Sir! I get
incredibly horny during the whole operation …
Sir! Ain’t no better feeling in the whole
fucking world than shooting a real person and
then messing with their sex parts and sucking
up their sex juices and blood and pee, Sir!
Dream come true, Sir! That’s what
I enlisted for, Sir! That’s what the
Army’s all about - Sir! That awesome,
exquisite, incredibly amazing hot and sexy
feeling and slightly salty taste … Sir! No
experience more sublime in the whole world,
You’ve actually done this too? In real life?
To real people? To living … women?
Sir, so far only three times, Sir! Too few,
Sir! Sadly, Sir! There’s not enough time
during most skirmishes, Sir! Most
circumstances are not ideal, Sir! But
I hope to do it many more times, Sir! I’m
bi, maybe even lean a little towards the lesbo
side - Sir! Even now I’m getting wet and horny
just remembering having drilled those three
hot gals some hot new holes each, and thinking
about doing it again some day … Sir! No point
shooting real people if you don’t enjoy it to
the max - Sir! No point me doing a job that
doesn’t give me maximum job satisfaction …
Sir! Otherwise I might as well just be a
civilian, maybe a porn star or hooker at best,
Sir! Just Plain Jane, not G.I. Jane, Sir!
Not nearly as much fun as getting the chance
to shoot real people with real ammo and then
mess with their sex parts and enjoy the taste
of their sex juices and blood and pee, Sir!
Mighty grateful to the Army for giving me that
opportunity, Sir! The Army’s always been real
good to me, Sir! Can’t shoot real people with
real ammo in civilian life, Sir! Not even in
BDSM, or when making those obviously fake
snuff porn videos, Sir!
Seriously? Is that how you see the U.S. Army?
As your personal domain for realizing your
most violent sexual fantasies in real life?
Shooting real people with real ammo and then
raping them … both females and males?
Sir, yes, Sir! Fact is, the first chance
I get after having done that, I just
have to get myself off, Sir! Can’t help it,
Sir! I shove the muzzle of my loaded
Glock 18 up my pussy and jill off till
I cum and squirt at least a few times, if
not many times … Sir! Jilling off with a
loaded pistol at full auto setting is
incredibly hot, Sir! Drilling a gal’s cunt and
tits and sucking up some of her blood and pee
and pussy juice sure as hell makes my day,
Good Lord. “Incredible” certainly is the right
word for your philosophy, Private! And, uh …
by the way, aren’t you worried about your
pistol going off inside of you while you’re …
doing it … with a loaded gun?
Sir, no, Sir! I’m awfully careful with guns,
Sir! Been taught from an early age, Sir! Been
jilling off with loaded pistols and shotguns
and assault rifles ever since I could
cum, sir! Around age thirteen or so, Sir! My
parents taught me and my brother and sister
well, Sir! We all got a proper sex education
personally from our mom and dad, Sir!
Jeez. Your parents approved of you shoving
loaded firearms up inside your … body … at
such an early age?!? And personally taught you
and your siblings how do it, on top of that?
With their own hands? … and, uh, bodies?
Sir, ’course they did, Sir! Not only did they
approve, they provided the guns and showed us
in detail how to do it, Sir! All of us had a
proper hands-on, mouth-on, dick-on, balls-on,
cunt-on sex education from our parents, Sir!
Only kind of sex ed that does any good, Sir!
Words don’t teach, Sir! It’s only real life
experience that teaches, Sir! And we gotta
have our guns to protect our freedoms, Sir!
And freedom don’t mean jack unless it’s
freedom to have sex with loaded guns, Sir!
We’re all proud Americans, my family, Sir!
Parents and grandparents were in the military
before me, Sir! Several generations in fact,
Sir! Own firearms going all the way back to
the Civil War, Sir!
Unbelievable, the sex education your parents
imparted to you and your siblings. Absolutely
unbelievable! … And by the way, let me ask:
what if enemy combatants did the same things
to you as you did to them?
Sir, just let them try, Sir! I’ve been trained
well, Sir! By the U.S. Special Forces, Sir!
Best in the world - Sir! No one fucks with me,
Sir! … well, not unless I want them to,
Sir! Gotta say, though, that quite often
I do want them to, Sir! Fucking is great
fun, Sir! Love to fuck, Sir! Fuck every chance
I get, Sir! With a guy or a gal - or
both, Sir! Or a gang, Sir! Love to fuck and
watch others fuck and watch me fucking and
talk about fucking and hear about fucking and
read about fucking and write about fucking,
Well, that’s your own private affair, Private,
as long as you do it in private. But in war
there are always casualties, Private!
Sir, yes, Sir! Sure there are, Sir! But the
casualties are only those who don’t know what
they’re doing, Sir! Only fools end up
casualties - Sir! Not those who know what
they’re doing, Sir!
And you think you know what you’re doing, so
you’ll never become a casualty? Is that what
Sir, definitely, Sir! As I already said,
I’ve had a top notch American upbringing, Sir!
Homeschooled by my parents on a ranch, Sir!
Shooting, hunting, fishing and fucking from an
early age, Sir! Self defense too, Sir! Plus
the five R's: right-wing reasoning, reading,
research and riding, Sir! And general
knowledge, courtesy of the Internet, Sir! And
I’ve also had the best military training in
the world, courtesy of the U.S. Special Forces
… Sir! As I said, Sir!
But what if you happen to make a mistake in
the heat of battle? Don’t you think that in
that case you could become a casualty?
Sir, I never make mistakes - Sir!
Sir, never, Sir! I always have a Plan B
in place ahead of time, and a Plan C, and a
Plan D, all to way to Plan Z - Sir! Best
military training in the world - Sir! As
I said, Sir! I’m super competent, Sir!
Courage is unnecessary, Sir! Courage is just
stupid, Sir! People just mistake competence
for courage, Sir! Like you did earlier, Sir!
What if someone else in your squad makes a
mistake and endangers your whole squad, you
Sir, then I’d shoot them that made the
You’d shoot even your own fellow Americans?
Even those on your own side?
They’re not on my side if they make mistakes
that could endanger me and my whole squad -
Sir! In that case they’re on the enemy’s side
Ever been raped, Private? Or even threatened
with rape? By anyone, on our side or the
Sir, not a chance, Sir! If anyone even tried,
there’s a hundred-and-ten percent certainly of
them losing not just their balls but their
dicks too, Sir! And a family member or two
back home on top of that, Sir! Or even more,
Sir! Courtesy of my family back home, Sir! And
my own family is immune from retaliation
because they all know how to defend
themselves, Sir! We’re all of us always
prepared for anything, Sir! Rape never an
Are you saying you could never end up a
casualty, either in war or otherwise? Never
say never, Private!
Sir, you could be right, Sir! But even if it
were to happen, getting shot in my pussy and
up my cunt all the way up my body and through
my tits and belly button might be quite a sexy
way to go, Sir! We all have to go some time,
Sir! No sense dreading the inevitable, Sir!
Maybe this would be a real cool way to go,
Sir! Maybe the best, Sir! Takes little time,
Sir! Much better than going slowly from
diseases like cancer or Parkinson’s or
Alzheimer’s, Sir! I’m thinking that
I might actually enjoy it if it’s done to
me, Sir! I’ve fantasized about going this way
myself, and it makes me hot and wet too, Sir!
Best go in a horny frame of mind, Sir! Good
way to go, Sir! And I’m thinking that those
I’ve messed with might’ve enjoyed it too, Sir!
At least deep down, Sir, realizing that it’s a
quick and hot way to go, and everyone has to
go some time, Sir! Sincerely hope they enjoyed
it, anyways, Sir! The girls I messed with
sure looked serene and blissful in their last
few seconds on earth while bleeding out as
I played with their tits and slits and
sucked on them, Sir! A sight lovely to see,
Sir! I do believe they were happy to go
that way, Sir! Whatever the case, it can only
be done to me once, Sir! And only at the end
of my time on earth, Sir! Whereas I can
shoot real people with real ammo lotsa times
before that, and get incredibly hot and wet
and horny messing with their sex parts soaked
in their blood and pee and cum and pussy juice
… Sir! And I can remember all those
amazing good times to cheer me up when I’m
down, and look forward to many more such times
in the future, Sir! So the stats are massively
in my favor, Sir! That’s why the Army’s so
great, Sir! Gives us soldiers such a powerful
chance to be cheerful to the max, Sir! Ain’t
no point living if you’re not living cheerful
to the max … Sir! Life’s always good to the
max, Sir! God wouldn’t have created it
otherwise, Sir! God’s infinitely good and
wise, Sir! Never makes a mistake, Sir! That’s
what I’ll teach my kids when I have them,
Sir! Just like my parents taught me, Sir!
You know, Private, many might call what you
do, murder! You’re shooting wounded and
disarmed enemy combatants and ripping their
bodies apart with automatic fire, or else
letting them bleed to death! What you do is at
the very least a war crime. In fact,
I myself would call it murder, straight
up! Nothing less!
Sir, there ain’t no such thing as murder -
No such thing as murder?!?
Sir, no there ain’t, Sir! ’Coz there ain’t no
such thing as death, Sir! We all have eternal
life in Our Lord Jesus Christ, Sir! It’s all
there spelled out clearly in the Bible, Sir!
The Good Book couldn’t be more clear about
that, Sir! If we have eternal life we can’t
die, Sir! And if we can’t die we can’t be
killed, Sir! And if we can’t be killed we
can’t be murdered - Sir! That’s just plain
simple logic … Sir! Irrefutable, Sir!
What about the commandment “Thou shalt not
kill”? That’s in the Bible too!
Sir, that’s a mistranslation of the original
text, Sir! A Bible scholar I had an email
exchange with explained it, Sir! Makes perfect
sense, Sir! Else it would make a mockery of
the promise of eternal life made to us by Our
Lord Jesus Christ, Sir! Would make a mockery
of all the wars the children of Israel fought
against the Philistines under God’s command,
Sir! Would make a mockery of David’s victory
over Goliath, Sir! Would make a mockery of the
conquest of the Promised Land under Joshua,
Sir! The Bible’s chock full of tales of war,
and what you might call killing and even
murder, Sir! Even of children, Sir! But in
reality there’s ain’t no such thing, Sir!
That’s why it’s in the Bible, Sir! God totally
approves of war and everything that goes with
it, Sir! God approves of anything that makes
us happy, Sir! And war does so in spades, Sir!
It’s heaven on earth, Sir!
What about the enemy, who might not all be
Christians? Or even Jews? Or subscribe to your
crazy ass views?
Sir, that’s their problem, Sir! It’s not like
the Bible is a closely guarded American
military secret, Sir! And the Bible’s more
than reputable, Sir! Word of God, Sir! No
crazy ass views in it, Sir! Those who don’t
want eternal life in Our Lord Jesus Christ,
that’s their choice, Sir! It’s no skin off my
back - Sir! What they want is what they’ll
get, Sir! Eternal life or eternal death - it’s
their choice, Sir! But eternal death is also
nothing to be worried about, Sir! ’Coz if
you’re eternally dead you’d never know it …
Sir! Either way it’s all good, Sir! God
wouldn’t have it otherwise … Sir! God’s
infinitely wise and good, Sir! As I said,
Sir! Life on earth is great, Sir! And it just
gets better and better, Sir! Specially in the
U.S. Army at war, Sir! Best life in the world,
Sir! That’s why we’ve been given these
powerful fully automatic weapons, and
unlimited ammo for them, Sir! To get maximum
fun out of them, Sir! Proud to be American,
Sir! I say that from the bottom of my
heart, Sir! God bless America, Sir!
Private Jane, you are one fucking bitch!!!
Sir, thank you, Sir! Very nice of you to say,
Sir! Greatly appreciate it, Sir!
That wasn’t meant as a compliment, Private!!
But it definitely was a compliment, Sir!
I sure as hell am one badass fucking
bitch, Sir! I’m the kinda soldier America
needs and wants, Sir! I’m the kinda gal that
makes America proud, Sir! And if you want,
Sir, I can show you just how good
I am at being a fucking bitch … this
evening after duty, if you’re free!